turkoizdog
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You only commit to murder and suicide
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Post by turkoizdog on Nov 21, 2006 0:45:50 GMT -5
I had a computer teacher named "Mehoff" Thing is, she really pissed me off.
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Post by Folkwire on Nov 21, 2006 12:33:11 GMT -5
That's pretty weird, Like only shaving half of your beard. I'm not feeling really well, But I better feel swell, Because work is on the way, For the rest of the day, So my stomach needs to stop being gay.
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Post by BlackCatDetector on Nov 21, 2006 15:01:37 GMT -5
It's almost time for me to go to work, I hope no one makes me stab them with a fork. No school tomorrow! Somehow, I can't feel any sorrow.
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Post by Folkwire on Nov 21, 2006 19:58:23 GMT -5
Work can be a pain, Today it didn't rain. I built 4 wheelbarrows in a putrid-smelling warehouse, And afterward me and this guy hunted for a mouse.
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Post by I, Borg on Nov 21, 2006 23:00:26 GMT -5
My tolerance for stupid took a ten story dive out the window, no longer alive Silent all these years, and it’s time to admit if you suck fat dick, you’ll receive enlightenment, from me this time because I refuse to be the artificial sweetener in your cup of tea
Suck on that, Jofo. :]
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Post by BlackCatDetector on Nov 21, 2006 23:08:13 GMT -5
If you join the JoFo and you have a dick, you'll be all the girl's first pick. Doesn't matter if you're a pile of yuck, you'll still be the one they all want to e-fuck.
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Post by Folkwire on Nov 21, 2006 23:31:04 GMT -5
That's almost right, You forgot something, But since it's late at night, I'll tell you: The real streak to success at this "Jofo", Is an attractive photo.
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turkoizdog
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You only commit to murder and suicide
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Post by turkoizdog on Nov 22, 2006 4:25:40 GMT -5
Putting quotes from songs is probably cheating And if you find out it'd be quite defeating Do or do not there is no try Though don't even think of asking my why Don't ask why I'm quoting Yoda I'm the one who needs to cut down on soda The wall is blue the card is red I think I need to rest my head The lamp is white the book is purple And I'm pretty much screwed because nothing rhymes with purple.
We need some more peope on this site So I won't be the only one you smite.
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Post by I, Borg on Nov 22, 2006 4:52:23 GMT -5
It’s the middle of the night and it’s become routine to not recapture sleep after a midnight pee My stomach’s also growling, but I’d rather not eat so it's back to my bed where I'll force myself to sleep
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turkoizdog
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You only commit to murder and suicide
Posts: 60
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Post by turkoizdog on Nov 26, 2006 21:03:20 GMT -5
I have nothing to say today but I want to post here anyway.
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Post by Folkwire on Nov 26, 2006 23:33:14 GMT -5
I can see where you're going with that, And that works out, It isn't flat.
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Sarah
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Post by Sarah on Nov 29, 2006 17:11:40 GMT -5
I had finals today, It caused some dismay. They are occuring tomorrow as well. Sometimes I feel I'd rather be in hell. But after the finals, When kids can't find a smile, I'll be happy again, For here comes JAZZ BAND!
[I'm not much of a poet.]
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Post by Folkwire on Nov 29, 2006 18:59:20 GMT -5
Here at Holy Shazam! the board, We're don't shed a tear, We can't all be poets here, Some of us must tote swords.
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turkoizdog
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Post by turkoizdog on Dec 2, 2006 21:12:51 GMT -5
This and I Hate and I Love on Joey Forum Make me rhyme more than I normally should If I talk about my life, I'll bore em But if life gets exciting I guess I could
I said Joey Forum instead of JOFO Cuz all that rhymes with that is mofo And I have no use for that in that verse And my friend's dog tore her pair of Converse
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turkoizdog
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You only commit to murder and suicide
Posts: 60
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Post by turkoizdog on Dec 3, 2006 1:44:38 GMT -5
There once was a forum called JOFO Where spammers and fakes were all mofo Come Holy Shazam! And piggy named Ham Said "HS pwns, fo sho fo"
(sad attempt at a limerick, I'm sure Amanda could own it off the wall)
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